One of my fav articles.

1. When a ship sinks, women(and children) get off first.

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

3. Woman can talk to an attractive member of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

4. A women can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected(Not really true in case of India. Here, if any woman "disobeys" her husband or worse, cheats on him, then she's a slut. The husband can have extra-marital affairs without any problems).

6. Woman are capable of doing atleast two different things to a passable standard at the same time(Oh yeah, like I chat with an a*s*o*e and blog about feminism simultaneously).

7. Women live longer than men.

8. Women know how to cover-up spots and other facial blemishes.

9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

10. Women mature earlier than men(some men never mature at all).

11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.

12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at her/his shoes.

14. Women know the truth...whether size matters.

15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

16. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

17. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

18. Women can be groupies..male groupies are stalkers.

19. A woman can get a whole new lease on life on life just by changing her lipstick(Now, I don't know about this, I don't really like lipstick. I prefer lip gloss).

Imported from The Dreamgirl Diaries.